How I Used Kung Fu To Have The Strongest Mind In The Whole Wide World!

Try that on for size! The Strongest Mind ever to exist in the Whole Wide World, maybe the whole galaxy! Able to woo any dame and trounce any bad guy, and…sounds a bit too good to be true, doesn’t it?

Oddly, the thing that I did worked, but not in the way I thought it would. So let me tell you what I did, for free, and see how you do. Are you ready to have the Strongest Mind in the World?

I once came across the concept that a man who can concentrate on one thing for three minutes can takeover the whole world. The point was that to stay mentally concentrated on one thing, to put it simply, expands the mental wattage. Having read this, and wanting to have the most fully functional brain allowed by the powers that be, or anybody else, I decided to do it.

I was doing doing Karate at the time, and exploring martial forms such as Sticky Hands from Wing Chun Gung Fu, and various other martial styles, and I really thought that I had the mental willpower to pull anything off. I did my kata, I could remain calm during freestyle, and I had the discipline. Now all I had to do was apply that discipline to pursuing Nirvana, seeking enlightenment, or whatever you want to call it.

I decided to use a simple, little rock as my vehicle for the ultimate concentration and the resulting explosion of pure mentality which, I hoped, wouldn’t shatter the universe too badly. A rock, after all, was what the earth was, and the shape of the thing was round, like the universe, and it seemed so appropriate. So I went into a nearby field and chose a well shaped but ordinary rock, and prepared to enter Nirvana.

I sat down next to an ordinary tree, placed the ordinary rock in front of me, and focused my vast mental powers on it. I tried not to have any thoughts, I tried to just focus on the rock, and to ignore all those silly little surface things, like what was for lunch and what the latest movie was, or what I was going to do that weekend. I was, after all, going to light up the world with my downright nuclear realizations, so what use did I have for the following weekend, right?

After three minutes I tossed the rock aside, got to my feet, and started walking away, totally disgusted with how boring the whole thing was. I mean, to think that I was going to enter Nirvana just by being able to think at a rock, how stupid, how boring! Suddenly, I was jerked to a stop as a sudden thought overwhelmed me.

It wasn’t the stupid, little rock that was so darned boring, it was me that was boring. All that boredom was coming out of me, and I realized something…I would never be bored again. And I suddenly knew that I had achieved some form of enlightenment, the thing had worked, but not at all how I thought it would.

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